Zombie Apocolypse Threat Emergency Procedures (ZATEP)

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:40 pm

oh yeh sure, they cant figure out how to use door knobs but they're capable of operating a boat and getting their recreational skippers ticket in order to get to my island?

I dont think so especially when anyone who can instruct them they will eat!

Plus the infection would take hold way before they get to my island even if they were just bitten. Your logic is flawed as mine is elite.

Plus how to you know they wont just wander in one day and see you all then tell their 19 million mates that fresh brains are hanging out on holiday in Leinster.

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:20 pm

LOL

Well in case i change my mind can you put my name on the door list at the gate.

otherwise i may have to ram the gate with a front end loader and end your island hide away.

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:34 pm

We should be working togethor, if we work togethor on my plan we will survive or we could just follow yours and die

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:12 am

Yer you have a point !!!!

BUt if one place gets over run you need a plan b !!!!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:54 pm

would using a heletac to drop buckets load of water on them from a short hight help by killing them???

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:45 pm

Only if it was filled with cooking oil :p making it slippery otherwise i doubt haha.

Good idea though.

Fuel will be scarce so will end up a mad max style road warrior situation.

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:55 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:would using a heletac to drop buckets load of water on them from a short hight help by killing them???

They are rage zombies, not sugar men!

To kill a zombie one must destroy the brain. haha we havent even worked out a plan A yet!

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:51 pm

Plan A

Two teams

1) To secure shelter <lead by jmmw>

2) Obtain firearms/vehicles/fuel supply <lead by me>

Plan B

Stay at home and drink.

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:54 pm

Markmywords wrote:Plan A

Two teams

1) To secure shelter <lead by jmmw>

2) Obtain firearms/vehicles/fuel supply <lead by me>

Plan B

Stay at home and drink.

Plan B doesnt work for the non drinkers.

Where will we RV in order to split into the expeditionary teams?

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:23 pm

RV: Good point NO ideas atm.

Somewhere secure you would need 15mins to put a plan and go from there, without being disturbed or distracted or put in danger.

Post by **PFO** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:06 pm

plan a - hummer like i said before and plan B hang out in the coffin cheaters
headquarters. You would have plenty of firepower, food,women, and allthe pot one would need to fark those zombies brains lol

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:23 pm

heletac could have really hot water which in turn will burn like hell *shrugs*

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:31 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:heletac could have really hot water which in turn will burn like hell *shrugs*

Rage Zombies dont feel pain and unless the water will melt through the skull your idea is flawed.

Hummer worst most unaustralian idea i have ever heard.

Secure SES shed load up landys with food chainsaws etc head to swanbourne.

Post by **PFO** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:58 pm

whats the point of having a chainsaw, unless for cutting wood. much easier to run over them with a hummer than have close proximity contact with these zombies- which is a mute point if your outnumbered. you would need some very good BSI precautions to do this. if u want australian then use a crop harvester lol

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:59 pm

Chain sawing out the windows of the back of the landy for great justice as you are on the move.