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Moderator: Bonez
SADDAM HUSSEIN:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion by an Imperialist Chicken and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:
I don't remember.
MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion by an Imperialist Chicken and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:
I don't remember.
MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
EINSTEIN:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Lawers Response. Did you actually see or hear the chicken cross the road? There is no evidence to suggest that the chicken actualy crossed the road unless you seen him in the act of crossing the road. There for I am asking again did you see or in fact hear the chicken cross the road?
Lawers Response. Did you actually see or hear the chicken cross the road? There is no evidence to suggest that the chicken actualy crossed the road unless you seen him in the act of crossing the road. There for I am asking again did you see or in fact hear the chicken cross the road?
I love these long questions when in court. Nothing better in reply after all that build up than "Could you repeat the question thanks".Donga wrote:Lawers Response. Did you actually see or hear the chicken cross the road? There is no evidence to suggest that the chicken actualy crossed the road unless you seen him in the act of crossing the road. There for I am asking again did you see or in fact hear the chicken cross the road?
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June 2, 2008
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Thats a shocker. You get no chances with a joke like that. Just kidding welcome aboard.November Sierra wrote:A man walks into a butchers, and bets the butcher $100 that he can't reach the meat on the top shelf.
The butcher refused the bet, as he thought that the steaks were too high.
My first post so give me a chance
The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA
The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay, okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay, okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Since 1987 and still going strong