Press Release

[westernwedgey]

Oldie (circa 2003) but still good 4 a chuckle...

PRESS RELEASE (NSW Police Letterhead)

Please warn all clubbers, party goers and unsuspecting bar regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new DATE RAPE DRUG on the market called "beer" is being used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large kegs. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a women needs only to persuade a male to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts with horrific looking women to whom they would normally never be attracted to. After drinking "beer", men often wake up with only a vague feeling that something bad had occurred.

At other times these unfortunate male victims are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female predator may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage" Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. However if you fall victim to this insiduous "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded men. For the support group nearest you look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.

[Donga]

What a classic.

[doogues71]