How To Annoy VKI... Off Topic *JOKE*
Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:18 pm
How to annoy VKI...
1)Ring the radio, ask to speak to the channel, telling the person that its not a job, then give the longest job you can make up to the dispatcher
2)Ask them to repeat the address more then 3 times.
3)Ask if you should expedite to the noise complaint.
4)Request a dog to help at a threatening phone calls job.
5)Copy a job with one call sign, call off with another, then on again with a different one.
6)Out of no where ask them how they are going with your transport.
7)Make up your own abbreviations on computer jobs.
Use the word "urgent" as often as possible when driving around.
9)Wait till 2am, when they are all asleep, pull a car over, call urgent, in pursuit, wait a second, then tell them to disregard.
10)On the way to an urgent job wind down the window, lean out of it and try to tell the radio something over your siren.
11)Ask them for the phone number for a job you copied 9 hours ago
12)Speak really softly so they have to turn their radios right the way up, then yell into the microphone.
13) Answer the phone "WA Police Service"
14)Tell them their portable is playing up, and ask THEM to return to their car!
1)Ring the radio, ask to speak to the channel, telling the person that its not a job, then give the longest job you can make up to the dispatcher
2)Ask them to repeat the address more then 3 times.
3)Ask if you should expedite to the noise complaint.
4)Request a dog to help at a threatening phone calls job.
5)Copy a job with one call sign, call off with another, then on again with a different one.
6)Out of no where ask them how they are going with your transport.
7)Make up your own abbreviations on computer jobs.
Use the word "urgent" as often as possible when driving around. 9)Wait till 2am, when they are all asleep, pull a car over, call urgent, in pursuit, wait a second, then tell them to disregard.
10)On the way to an urgent job wind down the window, lean out of it and try to tell the radio something over your siren.
11)Ask them for the phone number for a job you copied 9 hours ago
12)Speak really softly so they have to turn their radios right the way up, then yell into the microphone.
13) Answer the phone "WA Police Service"
14)Tell them their portable is playing up, and ask THEM to return to their car!
