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Posted: **Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:49 pm**

As seen on Perth Now... the Top 10 speeding excuses.
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0 ... 61,00.html

The top 10:
1 My truck is haunted.
2. My best friend is at home having sex with my wife.
3. I've got diarrhoea.
4. My dog is at the vet and he may die.
5. My partner is having a nervous breakdown.
6. I've got a cake in the oven.
7. My cat got stuck in the door at home.
8. I'm hurrying because I'm running out of petrol.
9. I determine what is safe and drive at the speed I want.
10. I was stupid. I'm lost.

I'm sure there are plenty more... I've used the one about my shoe getting stuck on the accelerator

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:56 pm**

How about "I was late for church".

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2007 8:10 pm**

how about im deaf and my battery running out.

Posted: **Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:27 pm**

and, "that's not what the sign said!"

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Top 10 Speeding Excuses

Top 10 Speeding Excuses