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Q. Whats the difference between a Harley & a Hover

A. The location of the "Dirt Bag" ....

Mike Bikes exsempted !


Ok open to others send in your Police related jokes !
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i dont get any of them lines

TRAFFIC STOP

Danny: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
Walks: "Who?"
Danny: "Janet Jackson!"
Walks: "What she do, was she speeding?"
Danny: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

Seen at Curtin House Recently A Female Cop wearing a teeshirt that read...

"I have P.M.S. and a Gun Any Questions?"

I couldn't think of any

chromii wrote:Q. Whats the difference between a Harley & a Hover

A. The location of the "Dirt Bag" ....

Mike Bikes exsempted !

lucky you put that last line in!

Walks wrote:TRAFFIC STOP

Danny: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
Walks: "Who?"
Danny: "Janet Jackson!"
Walks: "What she do, was she speeding?"
Danny: "Nah, she had one headlight out."

Ill pay that

It's long but worth it !

Old lady is pulled over for speeding.
Officer asks for her licence.
She says she hasn't got one.
He then asks for the rego papers.
She says she stole the car.
Now the officer asks her to open the boot.
She tells him ok but there is a dead body in there !.
The office now backs away & calls for backup !
The onroad Inspector arrives & desides to talk to her.
He says to the old lady, I believe you have no licence.
The lady says thats not true & hands it over.
He then asks for the rego papers & again she hands them over.
Confused he says the officer said you have a dead body in the boot.
She looks at him sweetly & says " I bed he told you I was speeding too ! "

chromii wrote:It's long but worth it !

Old lady is pulled over for speeding.
Officer asks for her licence.
She says she hasn't got one.
He then asks for the rego papers.
She says she stole the car.
Now the officer asks her to open the boot.
She tells him ok but there is a dead body in there !.
The office now backs away & calls for backup !
The onroad Inspector arrives & desides to talk to her.
He says to the old lady, I believe you have no licence.
The lady says thats not true & hands it over.
He then asks for the rego papers & again she hands them over.
Confused he says the officer said you have a dead body in the boot.
She looks at him sweetly & says " I bed he told you I was speeding too ! "

Kevin Bloody Wilson's version of that is shit hot!!

has anyone still got a copy of the old trg joke, about them realising a rabbit into the bush and all the police stations where asked to try and find it ?

This is an oldie, but still a favourite...
On ch26, discussing who wants what for crib... Various orders are passed from the station to the car on the road, until
Base "err, have you got enough money for all that?"
Car "yeah, mate, i've got a 50 and Robbo's got a gun, so we'll be right"

Seen in a Gosnells Shopping Centre, just up from Gosnells Station, man with white t'shirt, with cartoon helicopter with men with pig's heads hanging out the side on the front-
On the back "Some pigs DO fly, WA Police Air Wing..."

wombat2k wrote:This is an oldie, but still a favourite...
On ch26, discussing who wants what for crib... Various orders are passed from the station to the car on the road, until
Base "err, have you got enough money for all that?"
Car "yeah, mate, i've got a 50 and Robbo's got a gun, so we'll be right"

ROFL!

That sort of banter just doesn't happen on ch26 anymore ...

Yeah- it was an oldie- back in the days of "xxx Base" etc. Haven't heard anything quite like that since.

nice one wombat2k =D>