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funny excuses

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 am
by doogues71
i thought this would be a fun topic especially for our WAPOL members.In the wake of Paris Hilton being arrested for DUI :roll: .What's the best excuse you've heard for speeding or DUI or other offences.

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:41 am
by brad_88
i reckon mel gibsons was prety funny haha. what did paris say for an excuse?

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:01 am
by doogues71
hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08

Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:36 am
by Donga
doogues71 wrote:hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08
Some Margareta then

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:15 pm
by dave
doogues71 wrote:hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08
I thought that was pretty funny, especially when she proceeded to say that she had dinner at her sisters

maybe she should dye her hair to a darker colour :D

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:01 pm
by radiohead
maybe she should dye her hair to a darker colour Very Happy
Er hmm not all blondes lack intelligence like her :roll:

Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:12 pm
by Chicky
radiohead wrote:Er hmm not all blondes lack intelligence like her :roll:
Hear, hear Jo! :D

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:35 am
by dazla
Where did this happen?