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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:02 pm
by Markmywords
OMG

thats funny as
I heard a LONG LONG time ago and once again the 4th 5th hand storey
Did an alas guy pass away at the wheel while transporting a patient ?
They were sitting at some lights after transporting a patient from casurina prison ?
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:21 pm
by Herpes
nearly 100 posts of utter bullshit
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:23 pm
by PFO
hey outback do u know housemate or are u a housemate that lives in the outback?
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:56 pm
by outbackpara
Hahaha no im not housemate. I heard this off a ALAS guy while working on a job up north. You could imagine what he told the patient?
I dont work for ALAS im an ex uk Para and when i moved, i went to the mines. Back home working as a techy or para you could never imagine to earn this kinda coin so im taking it.
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:15 pm
by Markmywords
The pretty penny off working up north, private services cant beat that

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:36 pm
by outbackpara
I know its off topic but does anyone have any funny stories, that happened while on the job?
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:45 pm
by Markmywords
I think theres a thread on that somewhere,
I got a funny one Dropping a patient at RPH then trying to get out off a liability claim and denying you had the patient to start off with !!!
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:47 pm
by PFO
is that the same one that you mentioned previously?
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:59 pm
by Kyle
Markmywords wrote:I think theres a thread on that somewhere,
I got a funny one Dropping a patient at RPH then trying to get out off a liability claim and denying you had the patient to start off with !!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:09 pm
by Herpes
I was driving down Rockingham way when I came across an MVA. ALAS was in attendence and I saw that they couldnt gain entry to the vehicle. So the "PARAMEDIC" or tosser kicked in the window, kicking the patient in the temporal region with steel cap boots. I quickly got back in my car and sped off. Not gonna help a cowboy kill someone. LET HIM DO IT ON HIS OWN!!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:13 pm
by Kyle
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:15 pm
by PFO
holy snuppin duck poo batman u mean he KAPOWEED the window with his padded hoof and SPLAMOOSHED his head. sounds like a job for windscreens obrien lol
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:22 pm
by Herpes
PFO wrote:holy snuppin duck poo batman u mean he KAPOWEED the window with his padded hoof and SPLAMOOSHED his head. sounds like a job for windscreens obrien lol
It the scariest thing I have ever seen, I mean My thoughts were we are supposed to prevent further injury. Obviously this guy wanted more work.
Must have been one of the last frontal lobotomy. I mean having the front of your brain castrated has to cause serious judgment issues
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:24 pm
by Herpes
Hey outbackpara which mine site are you at now. Ive worked up north at a few sites and have also worked at a few in the goldfields
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:58 pm
by PFO
you still out there outback i mean housemate i mean mark hollland lol