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Personally, I'd probably go sleep around with my mates mums, some girls, fight til the death, may as well die happy.
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Schism_ wrote:Personally, I'd probably go sleep around with my mates mums, some girls, fight til the death, may as well die happy.
And i shall sleep around with your mates sisters.
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Haha, they're like 10 man, you're a sicko!
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Schism_ wrote:Haha, they're like 10 man, you're a sicko!
I can wait.
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When there's grass on the pitch...
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Schism_ wrote:When there's grass on the pitch...

and he goes for six :lol: :lol:


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Best way, Grab a plane fill it with food fly out into middle of know where and stay there. Whats the chance of them finding you in the middle of australia?
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indeed but whats the chances of finding water and shelter and landing safely in the desert sand.
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Hahaha. I would get Milla Jovovich to help, from Resident evil.. she might have an idea
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Schism_ wrote:Hahaha. I would get Milla Jovovich to help, from Resident evil.. she might have an idea
hahah yes im sure she could "help" us do something
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Desert no thanks-id rather try my luck running through town being chased.

I'll take over rottnest island
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Markmywords wrote:Desert no thanks-id rather try my luck running through town being chased.

I'll take over rottnest island
Negative to many ppl, garden island has weapons!
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fair enough: how many people are on garden island ?

I think the navy would ""quarentine" any refugees and stuff if id be a part of that.
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Markmywords wrote:fair enough: how many people are on garden island ?

I think the navy would ""quarentine" any refugees and stuff if id be a part of that.
Nah all they would have to do is check us for bite marks and then they would give us guns.
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Hrmm.. All this talk about running away, why don't we get Mr Rudd to apologise to them, they might think otherwise, and just want money to leave eh eh eh eh eh eh
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