Off-Topic thread for the Off-Topic forum

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:34 pm

i know gotta give u something to pick on

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:24 am

Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to
Know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes
At a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police
Took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along
The driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by
And saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu
Told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out
Free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

"Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
Of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
Exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my
Dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

The policeman fainted

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:20 am

me runz around...
...................................................................................bourd

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:26 pm

/me runz around and around and around and around and around
then collapses on the floor

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:02 am

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring for Valentine's day so he would

be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it

turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:31 am

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:29 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:oh my i shouldnt drink not good for bbaby

Wtf?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:26 pm

ummm igmore that my sister stole the pc i was passed out

Rockjet · Post by **Rockjet** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:35 pm

Maybe we should call this the munchkin1981 thread!!!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:42 pm

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:42 pm

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:55 pm

......

Rockjet · Post by **Rockjet** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:23 pm

There you go, you got a whole orchestra!!!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:25 pm

gee thanks and i love you to

offers u a choccie

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:23 pm

If you can start the day without caffeine
If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

....................................................
..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!