advance life

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:02 pm

OMG

thats funny as

I heard a LONG LONG time ago and once again the 4th 5th hand storey

Did an alas guy pass away at the wheel while transporting a patient ?

They were sitting at some lights after transporting a patient from casurina prison ?

Herpes · Post by **Herpes** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:21 pm

nearly 100 posts of utter bullshit

Post by **PFO** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:23 pm

hey outback do u know housemate or are u a housemate that lives in the outback?

outbackpara · Post by **outbackpara** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:56 pm

Hahaha no im not housemate. I heard this off a ALAS guy while working on a job up north. You could imagine what he told the patient?
I dont work for ALAS im an ex uk Para and when i moved, i went to the mines. Back home working as a techy or para you could never imagine to earn this kinda coin so im taking it.

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:15 pm

The pretty penny off working up north, private services cant beat that

outbackpara · Post by **outbackpara** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:36 pm

I know its off topic but does anyone have any funny stories, that happened while on the job?

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:45 pm

I think theres a thread on that somewhere,

I got a funny one Dropping a patient at RPH then trying to get out off a liability claim and denying you had the patient to start off with !!!

Post by **PFO** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:47 pm

is that the same one that you mentioned previously?

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:59 pm

Markmywords wrote:I think theres a thread on that somewhere,

I got a funny one Dropping a patient at RPH then trying to get out off a liability claim and denying you had the patient to start off with !!!

Herpes · Post by **Herpes** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:09 pm

I was driving down Rockingham way when I came across an MVA. ALAS was in attendence and I saw that they couldnt gain entry to the vehicle. So the "PARAMEDIC" or tosser kicked in the window, kicking the patient in the temporal region with steel cap boots. I quickly got back in my car and sped off. Not gonna help a cowboy kill someone. LET HIM DO IT ON HIS OWN!!!!

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:13 pm

Now these are priceless Ambulance moments I found on Youtube..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjAKrxMq8i4 -- A stretcher would help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRIR09iyi-0 -- How to get fired on the first day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWoUsMhrH8&NR=1 New Ambulance Number

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roJ3Pz2U ... re=related A great Prank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyFw2Lf ... re=related A even greater one.

Post by **PFO** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:15 pm

holy snuppin duck poo batman u mean he KAPOWEED the window with his padded hoof and SPLAMOOSHED his head. sounds like a job for windscreens obrien lol

Herpes · Post by **Herpes** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:22 pm

PFO wrote:holy snuppin duck poo batman u mean he KAPOWEED the window with his padded hoof and SPLAMOOSHED his head. sounds like a job for windscreens obrien lol

It the scariest thing I have ever seen, I mean My thoughts were we are supposed to prevent further injury. Obviously this guy wanted more work.

Must have been one of the last frontal lobotomy. I mean having the front of your brain castrated has to cause serious judgment issues

Herpes · Post by **Herpes** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:24 pm

Hey outbackpara which mine site are you at now. Ive worked up north at a few sites and have also worked at a few in the goldfields

Post by **PFO** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:58 pm

you still out there outback i mean housemate i mean mark hollland lol