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munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:08 am

yuh did that tonight

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:09 am

chicky didnt, she was to afraid to hit people

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norrisâ€™ beard. There is only another fist.

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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norrisâ€™ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesnâ€™t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:10 am

Can't hit people in my job... as much as I'd love to sometimes, its just not worth it....

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 am

amanda cant either, well not through the phone anyway

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:13 am

I'm thinking someone's bored again....

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:15 am

altho i can hit the teleops its not worth the energy i need a punching bag

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:15 am

well der!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:19 am

3 things i hate tonigt
alcohole
men
and drivers

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:20 am

what about manly men?

What have alcohol, men and drivers collectively done?

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:33 am

Well..... that combination can most certainly bring up a lot of incidences in my work. Usually the 'manly man's' fault too.

Women can handle all 3

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:34 am

then men "deal" with women.

which is no easy task its alot to put up with

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:36 am

<----- see that? That's a woman holding the stick... sorting out a man who didn't do what he was told!

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:43 am

"Women do two-thirds of the worldâ€™s work, receive 10 percent of the worldâ€™s income and own 1 percent of the means of production." Richard H. Robbins

Seems unfair to me....

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:45 am

lol i doing that tonight i swear my teleops dont listen to the pax to busy plauying games `

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:50 am

Chicky wrote:
"Women do two-thirds of the worldâ€™s work, receive 10 percent of the worldâ€™s income and own 1 percent of the means of production." Richard H. Robbins
Seems unfair to me....

kinda like slaves eh?