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Bloody Americans
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:26 am
by Night_Ryder
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:08 pm
by Smithy
Sorry, had to
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a
seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged,
French woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman
just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My
little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under
that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! This American should be
put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong
hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you
seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:55 pm
by Night_Ryder
hahaha thats great.
Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:14 pm
by Tyranus
Hahaha smithy that's gold, I like that one! Videos are poor taste on behalf of the americans. Having kids chasing behind a truck for water, or giving them a hand grenade is just low.
Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:52 pm
by Jared
Its cause of those videos an actions that america is number 1 most hated country in the world