if you were a police officer for a day

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what division would you want to be in?

MIG's
7
16%
K-9
4
9%
TEG's
13
30%
General Duties
4
9%
TRG
3
7%
Air-Wing
7
16%
Other
5
12%
 
Total votes: 43

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if you were a police officer for a day

Post by Lucas_arts_182 »

if you were a police officer for a day what division would you want to be in?
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TEG.

I bet those guys could stand still for 10 seconds and catch someone breaking the law. On the drive to work alone I could pickup 20+ people. And these people can kill you with one wrong move. Its like 100's of thousands of loaded guns driving around everywhere, slip up and someones gonna get hurt.
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Post by JPhillips »

wat are mig's and teg?
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Post by Lucas_arts_182 »

very true , and id like to be on the bike whilst making a difference to the road toll
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Post by Lucas_arts_182 »

majour incodent group
traffic enforcement group
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Post by yorky »

MIG = Major Incident Group
TEG = Traffic Enforcement Group
K-9 = Woof.
TRG = Tactical Response Group
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yorky wrote:K-9 = Woof.
Fire investigation? :smt110
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Post by Lucas_arts_182 »

how do you make a cat woof? , soak it in fuel and set it on fire !! jokes
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Post by playworth »

Lucas_arts_182 wrote:how do you make a cat woof? , soak it in fuel and set it on fire !! jokes
:shock: :roll: :? poor cat.i wonder if it knowns it stop, drop and roll style
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Post by Ambul8 »

Lucas_arts_182 wrote:how do you make a cat woof? , soak it in fuel and set it on fire !! jokes
how do u make a dog meow? freeze it and put it through a band saw...meeeoooowwwww
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Id want to be in the band. Boom Boom tish.
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Post by robbage »

Dept For Getting More Money, Tactically Wages Division.

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TRG - I wanna relive old cadet days of being hardcore, and the chance of doing some of the stuff like on the webpage about TRG :P Rappelling from Chopper to building roof then down building to floor above then blasting my way down to a damzel in distress...hahah ok so thats a bit unrealistic but i'm an actor...
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