jmmw wrote:
ROFL, do you have your chainsaw operators ticket yet. If you don't I'm afraid I'll have to hog the fun, I'll also volunteer to rescue fair damsels in distress from high rise buildings if I'm on the top. Nothing like a good close 1 on 1 rescue
So what happens when you come down from your rope rescue and you got those things at your feet maybe one of the fesa guys can borrow freos skylift (bronte right ?) n give you a hand with your rescue
jmmw wrote:
But seriously how awesome would it be driving down the freeway in a big 4X4 running down zombies doing 140! Just you, a 4X4, a bull bar, lotsa zombies and some guy named cameron overtaking you.
Camerons bricks will be no match for your chainsaw.
lol... this is amusing.. I actually look forward to a zombie invasion now purely for the bulk laughs im gonna have watching people 'load up at adult shop and throw vibrators' at zombies. haha..
If i could get to a farm.. i'd take a combine harvester... that would be my way out.. not the quickest get away.. but sure as hell would be the messiest and most entertaining
People call me an "Egotistic Jackass"... I prefer the term "Confident Donkey" --->Donks for short
When it rains *shrugs* well zombies dont care about rain would make for interesting driving, MAY need to get some Night Vision gear making night trips a bit more easier due to a total power blackout well id say after a week if that.
thats alright jmmw I've got my chainsaw Cert and 4 WD cert plus with the right knots we can rig running chainsaws to the outside of the troopie roobars and woot, and you can wave your stick around if you like. Pfft girls love the rescuer, I'll get first dibs, besides they'll be between my legs before yours, hahah
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If stupidity got me into this mess, why can't it get me out.
See reading all this its obvious me and my minions will come out victorious because first we will attack your safety net... power gas and we will take the occasional tinkle in your water supply.. but thats not what will be the nail in my board oh no... its the lack of cohesion and teamwork you guy are all displaying...i will win because united we stand and well what else to we have to lose..
Ive been studying and watching movies like I Am Legend and Shaun of the Dead... how can i not lose patience is on my side whilst you guys are all taking the offensive approach you are not thinking about self preservation...
Resistance is futile you may as well join my army now while you still have a chance
a reinforced hummer
that uses zombie flesh as fuel and has all the required 007 gadgets on board
What more could you want? Maybe a barfridge and stubbie holder lol
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maybe one of the fesa guys can borrow freos skylift (bronte right ?) n give you a hand with your rescue 
