Zombie Apocolypse Threat Emergency Procedures (ZATEP)

Schism_ · Post by **Schism_** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:11 am

Our WARSUG Shirts will stop them!

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:14 pm

Toottoot wrote:I would just stay home and live off the crap in the pantry I would never end up eating anyway, and watch porn all day and you know how the rest goes. At least I would have something handy to stake them through the heart.

lol

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:15 pm

ok why was this moved!

ZOMBIE EMERGENCY PROCEDURES does not belong in off-topic it belongs in general as per the general description

General
News, meet-ups, general questions, emergency services procedures etc

now please move it back or give me a good reason as too why it has been moved.

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:37 pm

Schism_ wrote:Our WARSUG Shirts will stop them!

At least we will be able to spot them

WPXZBP · Post by **WPXZBP** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:15 pm

The WARSUG Complaints Hotline is available by phoning 1194.

The Hotline cares more than the Administrators do....

Post by **Toottoot** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:02 pm

I've found where they are planning to meet. Gather your stakes and meet me on the hill just after sunset.

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:41 pm

Post by **Toottoot** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:49 pm

jmmw wrote:
Toottoot wrote:I've found where they are planning to meet. Gather your stakes and meet me on the hill just after sunset.
Thats some good investigative work toottoot, unlike these mods you have a good head on your shoulders .

Ok Warsug Report in with your anti-zombie weapons.

Chain Saw for me just cause of the coolness factor.

I would agree with your comment vis a vis the mods but I dare not speak out for risk of being censored.

All hail Kim Jong Il.

Antt · Post by **Antt** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:20 pm

Personally i welcome the zombies... time to clean up some bad apples... so now that I'm on to your master plan i intend on becoming the ultimate zombie and coming to find you so whilst you all think your safe watching your "When Harry met Gary " movies (sorry had too) i will be in Perth at the Alexander Library looking up where you all live with a laptop on hand so i browse the forums for your latest game plans.....(insert evil laugh here)..... so i say bring on the slavery of mankind its munchin time!!!!

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:29 pm

Short term: Hedge trimmer/Spade and then the car

if i can make it to belmont then id be able to get something a bit more personal .40 s&w

but getting there and getting access is another storey and a huge ass risk.

JMMW: I find that the Chainsaw just on the down side id find it to heavy otherwise rates 10/10 on the cool factor though (good for holding them off at the door/fence)

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:02 pm

Schism_ · Post by **Schism_** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:05 pm

Steal the TRG van.

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:13 pm

Post by **Tyranus** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:35 pm

jmmw wrote: But seriously how awesome would it be driving down the freeway in a big 4X4 running down zombies doing 140! Just you, a 4X4, a bull bar, lotsa zombies and some guy named cameron overtaking you.

ROFL, do you have your chainsaw operators ticket yet. If you don't I'm afraid I'll have to hog the fun, I'll also volunteer to rescue fair damsels in distress from high rise buildings if I'm on the top. Nothing like a good close 1 on 1 rescue

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:39 pm

Well cameron can over take meand clear my path as i only drive a sv6 on gas haha.

hedge trimmers are pretty sharp im sure it would take a head clean off and the .40 u would only keep for close encounters and i wouldnt plan on getting to close n friendly lol.

Or those who want something different go to the adult shop and load up on vibrators and throw them instead.

Most of the non zombie chiks will be hiding in supre or shopping.