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Applicants wanted for condom testing

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Applicants wanted for condom testing

I'm booking my ticket to NZ straight away, anyone coming with me? (sorry for the pun)

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/20 ... 809318.htm

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Past surveys suggest Kiwis are among the most sexually active in the world, among the highest in the world for sexual partners and one-night stands, as well as being relatively more adventurous when it to comes to experimenting in the bedroom.
I must be living in the wrong country! :lol: I'm coming (oops, I mean going) too, Beachie :smt005
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Post by Donga »

How can you girls test out condoms when you don't have penises? If its for research tho I am willing to fly to NZ and test the condoms out. Perhaps if I fly over on Dec 22nd I can kill 2birds with the 1 stone have an orgasm for world peace and test the condoms out. Just goes to prove males can do 2 things at once.
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We can test them out, Donga! Its all about how it feels for us too you know. Takes two to tango as they say! I like your thinking about the world peace too :lol:
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How can you girls test out condoms when you don't have penises?
Hey Donga have you been to Thailand? Some girls have 'penises' up there....I'm told. :roll:

I bags putting MrG's name forward as an applicant.
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Post by Donga »

I did not give that a thought chicky. Tom if MrG wants to apply he can apply for the position himself. Perhaps he could fly us all over. Is this a paying positon? Then again who cares if its not I am still there :lol: Bags not testing for breakages dont want to have to pay child support.
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Donga wrote:Bags not testing for breakages dont want to have to pay child support.
:lol:
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I've been thinking guys... I hope the trip over is worth it :) You had better confirm that the Kiwi's make the trial equipment large enough for the 'well-endowed' aussie male before paying out for a flight :P
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Post by Donga »

Its only the Indians who complain that the condoms are too big should not be too much hassel.
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