Off-Topic thread for the Off-Topic forum

[munchkin1981]

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck gooose *watches teacher try to get up off floor and chase a year 1 around the undercover area without slipping*

[Smithy]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now,
cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are
getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today
and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those
of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b**ch in the kitchen."

[munchkin1981]

i hate hot weather!!!!

[Tyranus]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her
five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the
living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you b*****ds who want off, get the f**k off now,
cause we're in a hurry! And all of you b*****ds who are
getting on, get the f**k on, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the
mother heard her son say,
"All passengers who are disembarking the train,
please remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for travelling with us today
and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those
of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage
under your seat.
Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have
a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added..........
"For those of you who are pi**ed off about the
TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat b**ch in the kitchen."

...LOL

[munchkin1981]

anyone got a gun i8 can borrow to shoot the little ferals who broke into my place today?

[Smithy]

no now, im sure u would find it much better watching them get a criminal record and struggle with jobs and other things for the rest of there lives

[jmmw]

no now, im sure u would find it much better watching them get a criminal record and struggle with jobs and other things for the rest of there lives

hahaha like they will ever get caught!

[munchkin1981]

we know who it its the same bunch of lovely coconuts who are going around thumping anything that moves

[jasonjag]

[quote="jmmw"][quote="Smithy"]no now, im sure u would find it much better watching them get a criminal record and struggle with jobs and other things for the rest of there lives[/quote]



hahaha like they will ever get caught![/quote]

If they ever get caught, they just get a slap on the wrist with a wet tram ticked, Munchkins idea is better, shoot and ask questions later.

[munchkin1981]

ill claim self defensive

[Smithy]

ill claim self defensive

and we will know nothing bout it hahaha.

[jmmw]

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[Smithy]

ill claim self defensive

and we will know nothing bout it hahaha.

Dont be silly, the amount of people on these forums that get a hard-on just THINKING about the police would love an excuse to get to meet on IRL.

wtf is IRL. um yeh hard on, not here buddy

[WPXZBP]

IRL = In Real Life.

[Smithy]

IRL = In Real Life.

cheers mate. for an 18 year old i find it hard i didnt know that.