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bomber · Post by **bomber** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:52 pm

munchkin, stop playimng with the leggo men. They will lead you astray every time.

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:50 am

round and round the garden
like a teddybear
one step
two step
and tickle under there

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack fell down
and broke his crown
and jill came tumbling after

Humpty Dumpty sat a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

all the kings horses adn all the kings men
couldn't put Humpty together again

scrambled egg???

Post by **Toottoot** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:02 am

munchkin1981 wrote:Hot potato, hot potato (Hot potato hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (Hot potato hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato, potato, potato, potato, potato... potato, potato, potato
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti (cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti (cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti... spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti
Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly
Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that
Mashed banana, mashed banana
(Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Mashed banana, mashed banana
(Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Mashed banana, mashed banana (banana)
Banana, (banana), banana, (banana)
Banana, banana, banana
Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato, potato
Potato, potato, potato

Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

The first step
Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be ating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Did you go to the concert?

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:39 pm

Post by **Tyranus** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:00 pm

jmmw wrote:

ROFL, says you who created this thread if I remember correctly

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:48 pm

toottoot yes i did hence i have songs stuck in my head
tooo many kids in pink skirts we had report one went missing and guess what wearing pink skirt pink t shirt pink jumper and about 4yrs hmm it was hard
every gurl was identical

Antt · Post by **Antt** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:42 am

Was the annual xmas party at lakers tavern the other night, usual crowd of drunken buffoons anyhows, a work mate was rather down and emotional and hence very drunk decided to smash a pint glass on his own head he has no hair so it cut his head pretty dam well, he was asked to leave with blood pouring behind him police where eventually called as he sat outside still drinking group of ppl trying to help control him and settle him down convince him to go home, he "allegedly" went for someone so the police decided to taser him he moved and they hit a bystander he dropped like a sack of potatoes, the other police taserd the drunk and after the voltage stopped he stood straight back up lol and became even more angry that they had tasred the wrong bloke... so they tasered him again hehehe. Ok this guy is drunk and a roid freak so his adrenalin is going nuts but i was under the impression once taserd you stay down... but was interesting to hear about anyways.

After the police jumped on the guy and cuffed him they went and apologized to the other person they taserd but said well sorry mate you where just simply in the way and should have been there lol

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:54 pm

Part of the appeal of using tasers is the quick recovery time without the need for SJA. Probably shouldn't be that quick but i spose everyone is different.

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:26 pm

wasnt the police in the news the other day for tazering a guy and he suffered a seizured??

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:37 pm

The Hair Dryer and the priest

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'

'Of course. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit,
and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:53 pm

Tyranus wrote:
jmmw wrote:
ROFL, says you who created this thread if I remember correctly

Touche.

WPXZBP · Post by **WPXZBP** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:14 am

Something different for New Year.

Space Weather News for Dec. 29, 2007
http://spaceweather.com

After a 13.6 year absence, Comet 8P/Tuttle is once again traveling through the inner solar system. On Jan. 1 and 2, 2008, it makes its closest approach to Earth--only 24 million miles away. The emerald-colored comet will brighten to a predicted magnitude of 5.8, visible to the unaided eye from dark-sky sites and a fine target for backyard telescopes anywhere.

Two nights before closest approach, on Dec. 30th and 31st, something extraordinary will happen: Comet 8P/Tuttle has a beautiful close encounter with spiral galaxy M33. The comet and the galaxy may even overlap! This is a can't-miss opportunity for astrophotographers around the world.

Visit http://spaceweather.com for sky maps, photos and more information.

Post by **Tyranus** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:12 pm

WPXZBP wrote:Something different for New Year.

Space Weather News for Dec. 29, 2007
http://spaceweather.com

After a 13.6 year absence, Comet 8P/Tuttle is once again traveling through the inner solar system. On Jan. 1 and 2, 2008, it makes its closest approach to Earth--only 24 million miles away. The emerald-colored comet will brighten to a predicted magnitude of 5.8, visible to the unaided eye from dark-sky sites and a fine target for backyard telescopes anywhere.

Two nights before closest approach, on Dec. 30th and 31st, something extraordinary will happen: Comet 8P/Tuttle has a beautiful close encounter with spiral galaxy M33. The comet and the galaxy may even overlap! This is a can't-miss opportunity for astrophotographers around the world.

Visit http://spaceweather.com for sky maps, photos and more information.

Jee Wes you're full of interesting little things, will go tell people so that hopefully someone here remembers!

WPXZBP · Post by **WPXZBP** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 11:59 am

http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa-1.html

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:52 am

ima little teapot