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Post by **gkoutlis** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:33 am

Check this out for a laugh....
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0 ... 75,00.html

bomber · Post by **bomber** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:49 am

gkoutlis wrote:Check this out for a laugh....
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0 ... 75,00.html

classical, Why would you post something of yourself stealing on the net though ?.

Post by **gkoutlis** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:54 am

bomber wrote:
gkoutlis wrote:Check this out for a laugh....
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0 ... 75,00.html
classical, Why would you post something of yourself stealing on the net though ?.

Who - him for posting or me?

w0mbat · Post by **w0mbat** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:34 pm

I think he means the dude in the car....

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:28 pm

is it hot or is it me cos i am sick?

Post by **vk6hgr** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:31 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:is it hot or is it me cos i am sick?

Both.

God a damn cold

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:41 pm

A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 5:00 am

twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are
up above the world so bright
like a diamond in the sky
twinkle twinkle little star
how i wonder what you are

APCO 25 Encrypted · Post by **APCO 25 Encrypted** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:51 am

LOL. Thats PLATINUM

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 9:57 pm

ima little teapot short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout
when i get all steamed up
then i shout
tip me over and pour me out

Post by **Always RX** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:03 pm

Have u been drinking young lady??

Post by **gkoutlis** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:05 pm

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:18 pm

Hot potato, hot potato (Hot potato hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato (Hot potato hot potato)
Hot potato, hot potato, potato, potato, potato, potato... potato, potato, potato
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti (cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti (cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti)
Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti... spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti
Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly
Ooh wiggly wiggly wiggly
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme that
Mashed banana, mashed banana
(Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Mashed banana, mashed banana
(Mashed banana, mashed banana)
Mashed banana, mashed banana (banana)
Banana, (banana), banana, (banana)
Banana, banana, banana
Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato
Hot potato, hot potato, potato
Potato, potato, potato

Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad,Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Yummy Yummy
Fruit Salad!

Let's make some fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's fun to do it the healthy way (Uh huh uh)
Take all the fruit that you want to eat
It's gonna be a fruit salad treat!

The first step
Peel your bananas
The second step
Toss in some some grapes
The third step
Chop up some apples
Chop up some melons
And put them on your plate

Now we've made it,It's time to eat it (Uh huh uh)
It tastes so good that you just can't beat it (Uh huh uh)
Give everyone a plate and a spoon
We'll all be ating it very soon!

The first step
Eat up the banana
The second step
Eat up some grapes
The third step
Eat up some apples
Eat the melons
Now there's nothing on your plate

Now we've had our fruit salad today (Uh huh uh)
It's time to put the scraps away (Uh huh uh)
Wash the bowls and wash the spoon
Let's do it all again real soon!

Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Fruit salad,Yummy yummy
Yummy yummy yummy yummy
Fruit salad!

Post by **Always RX** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:33 pm

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:46 pm

innocent smiles
cute cuddly and innoooocent