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OMG BTW i got the next fire fighters calander yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
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Post by bomber »

[quote="munchkin1981"]who just left ur house? anmd where is my cuppa ?[/quote]

Charlie did,

Always a cuppa for you.
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was anyone working at the perth to port walk today?
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me waaaaaaaaaaas
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was you that little red head one at the first aid post with the other older lady and old man at the esplanade in freo?
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Toottoot wrote:was you that little red head one at the first aid post with the other older lady and old man at the esplanade in freo?
Sounds like it :P
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nope i was in the transit first aid post following the walk from Perth to freo we did get to the esplanade but only there 5 mins before we left 4 hours 15 mins to get from pert to fremantle
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munchkin1981 wrote:nope i was in the transit first aid post following the walk from Perth to freo we did get to the esplanade but only there 5 mins before we left 4 hours 15 mins to get from pert to fremantle
Is that a PB for the SJA crew?
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DONT MESS WITH FEMALES

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling.... about women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splattttttttttttt weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splattttttttttttttttttt
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Post by Toottoot »

Sounds like you got a bit of diarrhea there munchy
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nar cat has tho
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BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY me is happppppppppppppppppppppppppppppy
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Post by Fastlane »

For the benefit of Millsy, I'd just like to say that the MUSE concert on Saturday night was AWESOME :smt023
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