Zombie Apocolypse Threat Emergency Procedures (ZATEP)

Panache · Post by **Panache** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:34 pm

You lot are hilarious.
I don't have foxtel, I don't hire DVD's any more.
My family is all asleep. This is my entertainment. Call me weird I don't care. Guess that helps a little when contrubuting to this forum.
this topic is so amusing !
Picture this.......

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:22 pm

Schism_ wrote:

I lol'ed. Need more contributions more ideas to ridicule/support

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:29 pm

Jmmw: I still say bunnings

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:31 pm

Bunnings is for fools [/ridicule]

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Sun Feb 10, 2008 6:45 pm

well i'll put your name on the door list once naval base gets over run

and you need a place to hold up haha.

Post by **PFO** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:24 am

Markmywords wrote:well i'll put your name on the door list once naval base gets over run and you need a place to hold up haha.

you could just about fit everything from bunnings in a hummer

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:45 am

Sure we COULD go steal a hummer or i could just go buy a shirt saying "Im a " and be just as cool

Post by **Tyranus** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:38 pm

Oooo oooo buy the shirt that way everyone knows 100% of the time...so buy a couple of them...haha joking mate, we've got teamwork happening with this whole escape thing...but how do I know you're not going to turn into a zombie??

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:02 pm

What tyranus said.

JMMW..bunnings sell chainsaws, lawnmowers,hedge clippers, chlorine + a certain type of fluid also sold at bunnings makes things go boom boom, um they have a childrens playground so after a hard days work you can unwind, they have a cafe to sit down and have a coffee. They have power generators, first aid kits

The buildings have a high fence with security cameras great place to hold up :p

JMMW If you got xbox play dead rising youd like it

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 6:25 pm

Tyranus wrote:Oooo oooo buy the shirt that way everyone knows 100% of the time...so buy a couple of them...haha joking mate, we've got teamwork happening with this whole escape thing...but how do I know you're not going to turn into a zombie??

Markmywords wrote:What tyranus said.

JMMW..bunnings sell chainsaws, lawnmowers,hedge clippers, chlorine + a certain type of fluid also sold at bunnings makes things go boom boom, um they have a childrens playground so after a hard days work you can unwind, they have a cafe to sit down and have a coffee. They have power generators, first aid kits

The buildings have a high fence with security cameras great place to hold up :p

JMMW If you got xbox play dead rising youd like it

oh ouch guys, well when you need my help we will see who's smarter. Enjoy your zombie rage disease!

Bunnings wont work! there is no food! and once the zombies get in through a weak point you are stranded in there? then what?

You are better off leaving the main land and heading to a small island where your enemy is manageable! Barricading yourself in bunnings is sitting around doing nothing! no food no one knows you are there so no chance of rescue. Bunnings is a death trap even at the best of times.

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:08 pm

Well if youve seen the end of dawn of the dead you know what happens on islands

unfortunatley you cant maintain 24/7 security on an island.

And yer bunnings wont have food but some have a cafe so you would have food for a week before sending people out to bring food back.

I wont be zombie bait haha

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:20 pm

dawn of the dead was a movie! clearly rage zombies cannot swim, thats just science. There are 20 million people in australia, that is 19 999 998 possible zombies you will have to face (excluding us cause clearly with our tact and cunning we will never become the undead) on an small island like garden island the max would be what? 1000? i like those odds alot better.

Post by **Tyranus** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:05 pm

jmmw wrote:dawn of the dead was a movie! clearly rage zombies cannot swim, thats just science. There are 20 million people in australia, that is 19 999 998 possible zombies you will have to face (excluding us cause clearly with our tact and cunning we will never become the undead) on an small island like garden island the max would be what? 1000? i like those odds alot better.

Yeah but going off that gay show that everyone thinks is soo cool called lost, lots of bad stuff happens on small islands...ahh to hell with it, I'm going to the goldfields

, back to sunny Leinster, so remote there no one'll turn to Zombies, and I'd be safe cause I doubt Antt knows where Leinster is.

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:37 pm

Tyranus is right wont be many out in the country.

People who are bitten/scratched may get a boat onto the island then turn then what ? lol