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munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:04 am

interview went goood find out by end of week

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:49 am

hmm
lost!!!

my voice
reward offered: lifetime chocolates
best part still working

Rockjet · Post by **Rockjet** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:11 am

munchkin1981 wrote:

best part still working

Whats the best part?

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:39 am

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:10 pm

Rockjet wrote:
munchkin1981 wrote:

best part still working
Whats the best part?

that i am still working and my voice still hasnt rtned home

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:28 pm

Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

AcesAP · Post by **AcesAP** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:41 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:interview went goood find out by end of week

What position are you going for?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:43 pm

communications officer for sja

AcesAP · Post by **AcesAP** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:13 am

ahhh, cool perhaps another newbie for us to make fun of

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:00 pm

AcesAP wrote:ahhh, cool perhaps another newbie for us to make fun of

newbie??/ fun of??

u already work there?

Post by **Always RX** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:44 pm

Good luck munchy!

oh and hey are yew one of the girls we hear on the query channel?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:13 pm

query channel for what?

and who

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:10 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:query channel for what?

and who

He works for SJA

And on another note did you get in ???

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:21 pm

havent heard yet

im on query channel for a taxi comapny atm only

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:35 pm

He

Im mighty confused now