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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:08 am
by munchkin1981
yuh did that tonight
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:09 am
by jmmw
chicky didnt, she was to afraid to hit people
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:10 am
by Chicky
Can't hit people in my job... as much as I'd love to sometimes, its just not worth it....
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:12 am
by jmmw
amanda cant either, well not through the phone anyway
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:13 am
by Chicky
I'm thinking someone's bored again....
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:15 am
by munchkin1981
altho i can hit the teleops its not worth the energy i need a punching bag
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:15 am
by jmmw
well der!
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:19 am
by munchkin1981
3 things i hate tonigt
alcohole
men
and drivers
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:20 am
by jmmw
what about manly men?
What have alcohol, men and drivers collectively done?
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:33 am
by Chicky
Well..... that combination can most certainly bring up a lot of incidences in my work. Usually the 'manly man's' fault too.
Women can handle all 3
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:34 am
by jmmw
then men "deal" with women.
which is no easy task its alot to put up with
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:36 am
by Chicky
<----- see that? That's a woman holding the stick... sorting out a man who didn't do what he was told!
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:43 am
by Chicky
"Women do two-thirds of the world’s work, receive 10 percent of the world’s income and own 1 percent of the means of production." Richard H. Robbins
Seems unfair to me....
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:45 am
by munchkin1981
lol i doing that tonight i swear my teleops dont listen to the pax to busy plauying games `
Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 12:50 am
by jmmw
Chicky wrote:"Women do two-thirds of the world’s work, receive 10 percent of the world’s income and own 1 percent of the means of production." Richard H. Robbins
Seems unfair to me....
kinda like slaves eh?