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VKI Cups
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:45 am
by chromii
Does anyone remember the "Swine on the Line"
Coffee Cups ?
Not seen them in the new building
Must be collectors Items now ( must check ebay ) !
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:57 pm
by Beachie
A bloke's wife went missing while scuba diving for shellfish on the Australian
coast, so he reported her as missing to the police. He spent a terrible night
wondering what could have happened to her.
Next morning there was a knock at the door and he was confronted by a
couple of pretty miserable policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.
The Sarge said: "Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some
really bad news, but, some good news and maybe some really good
news."
"Well," said the bloke, You'd better let me have it both barrels,
what's the really bad news?"
The Sarge said: "I'm really sorry pal, but your wife is dead. Young
Bill here found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in
the reef. He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was
dead."
The bloke was naturally pretty distressed to hear this and got a bit
tearful. After a few minutes he pulled himself together and asked
what the good news was.
The Sarge said: "Well when we got your wife up there were quite a
few really good sized crayfish and a swag of big edible crabs
clinging to her . . . . . so we've brought you your share." and he
handed the bloke a bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five
crabs in it.
"Gee thanks," said the bloke, "They're bloody beaut!!! . . . . . . I
guess it's an ill wind and all that. Now, what's the really good
news?"
"Well", the Sarge said, "Me and young Bill get off duty at
around 11 o'clock and we're gonna go back to the reef and pull her
up again . . . . . . you fancy comin' with us?!"
Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:56 pm
by brad_88
hahahahaha thats awesome lol finally a decent joke that hasnt been rewritten
Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:25 am
by wombat2k
My partner at work the other night called up VKI to report multi's at a shopping centre. Found out from a patrol that it was cleaners on site...
Advised VKI of situation- my partner told him it was cleaners on site activated the alarm and the operator said "were they armed with a feather duster..."
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 7:23 am
by just.nosey
You know your getting old when...
The cop that pulled you over is younger than you are and
You know your really getting old when...
Your drivers licence is older than the cop that pulled you over.
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 10:12 am
by vk6hgr
just.nosey wrote:You know your getting old when...
The cop that pulled you over is younger than you are and
...or you keep thinking to yourself "wow they're recruiting younger and younger these days!"
Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:53 pm
by jmmw
or its a couple 17 year olds who just happened to get there hands on some blue lights
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:32 pm
by Kanye
wombat2k wrote:My partner at work the other night called up VKI to report multi's at a shopping centre. Found out from a patrol that it was cleaners on site...
Advised VKI of situation- my partner told him it was cleaners on site activated the alarm and the operator said "were they armed with a feather duster..."
Crazy!
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:38 pm
by Kanye
Two dyslexics walk into a bra...
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:58 pm
by Beachie
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:53 am
by Kanye
Dude, that is about 5 years old, everybody knows it is a fake.
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:40 pm
by radiohead
Two dyslexics walk into a bra...
Nice one
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:46 pm
by Kanye
radiohead wrote:Two dyslexics walk into a bra...
Nice one
Cheers big ears, that one always works gold!! You can crack that gag anytime for instant comedy!
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:24 am
by Chicky
A horse walks into a bar... The barman says why the long face?
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:56 am
by Kanye
Chicky wrote:A horse walks into a bar... The barman says why the long face?
Mate, I love you and please dont take this the wrong way, but that sucked.
This is funny.
A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says, we have a drink named after you.
The horse says, what Eric?