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jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:26 am

is it all right when traveling on roe hwy in the right lane to give the person in front of you hogging the right lane a highbeaming-of-a-lifetime?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:30 am

if you cant go around them then i sopppse

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:32 am

is it alright to swerve at white people in asian souped up noisy cars in and effort to run them off the road?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:35 am

yuh did they fall of the rd?

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:38 am

never done it, thought about it though!

when they come up behind you and you can see them bouncing around between the lanes and you can just imagine sitting around his burning car with two cops high fiving one another while hes on the floor crying and being all upset

Turbo could come and shoot it "Local hero slays white p plater driven rice burner"

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:41 am

lol yuh

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:44 am

whos better,

ben folds or elton john?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:48 am

elton john

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:50 am

i dunno ben folds is pretty good, his songs get stuck in my head heaps more then eltons do.

Is AFL going to one day be a sissy sport becuase of the health and safety mob thats taking it over form the good old bif bump and brawls days?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:52 am

yuppp
i have a problem

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:02 am

whats your problem? how can i help?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:03 am

i had to visit the smallest room

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:05 am

An older woman was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, "I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME.
YOU WON'T EVER BE SORRY
The woman figured what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat beside her.
As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
So! The woman decided, WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince. THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER WOMAN'S KISS.

SUDDENLY THE WOMAN FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS.

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE WOMAN TURNED INTO?

SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's older....... NOT DEAD !!!!!

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:09 am

munchkin1981 wrote:i had to visit the smallest room

well clearly i cant help

that jokes on par with this joke:

I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day.

I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened.

I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular.

I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:10 am