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Lucky....?

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Remind me never to take a leak at the side of the road during a lightening storm. OUCH!!! :lol:
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"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.
Is this bragging, does this mean his penis touches the ground... :smt102
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Post by Lucas_arts_182 »

electricity is attracted to earth , thats why it strikes down , and it can get to the ground faster if it goes through a conductor eg a metal pole or in the case water (every one knows humans are somthing like 75% water) but his boots where blocking the way to the ground , because they were insulating his feet , so the lightning took the next best route ,through his penis , POOR BARSTARD ,hell never pee the same again....
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Post by Donga »

Ludacris wrote:
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis.
Is this bragging, does this mean his penis touches the ground... :smt102
I guess he could bragg to his mates about it touching the ground now.
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