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munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:49 pm

no rest for the good looking??

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 7:49 pm

is chocolate the best thing for tea

5001020 · Post by **5001020** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:31 pm

munchkin1981 wrote:no rest for the good looking??

I think you got it there

Hmm on the chocky, probably not, though youll have plenty of energy for awhile!

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:46 pm

I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girl has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it to the dealer?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:33 am

lol

and i wasnt allowed chocy for tea mum made me steak sandwhiches

i wanted chocolate

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:39 am

free to good brain

one migrane low milage

5001020 · Post by **5001020** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:05 am

Lol, We just had our brigade dinner, a wonderfull buffet, including chocolate cake

Though nothing wrong with a good steak sanga!
ill pass on the migraine thanks!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:17 am

what about the hest pain you want that instead then

5001020 · Post by **5001020** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:50 am

Hmmm tempting but i think ill pas for the moment

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 1:53 am

CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS.
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...................................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:51 pm

world record sister home no more then 2 mins and mum and her are having a domestic

Schism_ · Post by **Schism_** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:13 pm

Someone should entitle this the "Most random thread on the entire WARSUG Forums". Half the stuff I read in here makes absolutely no sense at all!!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:15 pm

my last post made sence my sister has been away for 3 weeks she had been home 2 mins before her and mum stated fighting (mum and dad live next door) and its still going *sighs* good thing i can hide behind the door in the office

Schism_ · Post by **Schism_** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:18 pm

I was speaking generally. I make more sense out of it than some other peoples nonsense posts.

jmmw · Post by **jmmw** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 8:21 pm

it doesnt make sense because amanda writes most of them