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Rockjet · Post by **Rockjet** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:39 pm

Queery, whos queery?

Post by **Always RX** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:47 pm

I knew ya worked for a taxi mob and i was just curious if i had heard ya voice on the radio before....thats all.

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:50 pm

ahh k only way u may have is with vfas or bfs or taxicrackpots

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:20 pm

GRANDMA IN COURT

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?" She again replied,

"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost died. The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the Electric Chair !"

Donga · Post by **Donga** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:24 pm

hey munchkin what time do you normally start work? I ave possibly spoken to you on the phone without realizing

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:26 pm

normally do the 2200-0600 shift

but this week i got -600-1400 till thusday then sat-monday 2200-0600 shift again

AcesAP · Post by **AcesAP** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:00 am

Markmywords wrote:
He works for SJA

As MMW said, I am a paramedic with SJA. Hope you get good news.

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:01 am

ahh k

and thanks

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 5:02 pm

telstra suck

and ps its cold and i grumpy

Markmywords · Post by **Markmywords** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:02 pm

any news munchkin ?

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:46 pm

nope

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 5:03 am

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife,
"Ya now sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station...

Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

From now on womon, when I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on debed. When I say, ' Bell three' we's
gonna mek luv all tru de night girl."

The next night, he came home and shouted, " Bell One" and the wife
stripped naked! "Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed! "Bell Three"
and they started to make luv!

After a few minutes, the wife yelled out, "Bell Four"
"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE"

5001020 · Post by **5001020** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:50 am

Why is it the one day i get to sleep in we get a fire call at 0100!!!

munchkin1981 · Post by **munchkin1981** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:37 am

cos its the way life is

5001020 · Post by **5001020** » Sat Aug 04, 2007 4:14 pm

indeed it is. I cant beleive it, just got back from another, thats 2 structural calls in one day!