deaf cant hear officer

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Post by luke »

i am half deaf and i only hadmy left ear good but when i turned 15 16 my hearing started to go and by the time i was 17 didnt really hav any hearing so now* i have A cocklar implant.

and not nice to hav bad hearing becoz yopu cant do the things you wanted to do like i wasnted to do VKI and i cant or i wanted to b radio DJ..

it still hard to hear with only one ear working , i think think it right for u to poke fun at me. ill let you do it when u hav no legs. and we see how we go from there
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I was in no way making fun of hearing disabilitys, just being observant.
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Another credible story as always luke.
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That's alright, i can understand the poor spelling and grammar now, although with reading everyone elses one would hope it would improve. But it would be harder as something he says may make sense to him, because that's how he'd expect to here it.
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Post by Always RX »

because that's how he'd expect to here it.
:lol: hear hear!
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Going to turn it away from Deaf can't hear officer though how about this:

Motorway patrol clocks a P-Plater driving a barina 20km/h over limit and pulls her over.

Police go up to the window and finds she is drop dead stunner

police officers words:

"Wow I wish you were the speeding fine there miss, cause your fine all over"

:P :P :P :oops: :cry: :x :) :) :D :? :shock: :x :x :P :P :? 8) 8) :oops: :oops: :roll: :cry: :lol: :lol: :o
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man. i cannot believe how lame some of yous are. that is just pure gay
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Post by Tyranus »

Stretch wrote:Going to turn it away from Deaf can't hear officer though how about this:

Motorway patrol clocks a P-Plater driving a barina 20km/h over limit and pulls her over.

Police go up to the window and finds she is drop dead stunner

police officers words:

"Wow I wish you were the speeding fine there miss, cause your fine all over"

:P :P :P :oops: :cry: :x :) :) :D :? :shock: :x :x :P :P :? 8) 8) :oops: :oops: :roll: :cry: :lol: :lol: :o
If she's a drop dead stunner, then why hasn't he dropped dead, and how can he speak! :P
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Tyranus wrote:
Stretch wrote:Going to turn it away from Deaf can't hear officer though how about this:

Motorway patrol clocks a P-Plater driving a barina 20km/h over limit and pulls her over.

Police go up to the window and finds she is drop dead stunner

police officers words:

"Wow I wish you were the speeding fine there miss, cause your fine all over"

:P :P :P :oops: :cry: :x :) :) :D :? :shock: :x :x :P :P :? 8) 8) :oops: :oops: :roll: :cry: :lol: :lol: :o
If she's a drop dead stunner, then why hasn't he dropped dead, and how can he speak! :P

Come on bad: give me credit where its due!!!!! You have never head the saying she is a drop dead stunner?
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