Q. Whats the difference between a Harley & a Hover
A. The location of the "Dirt Bag" ....
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Re: Laugh for the boys
lucky you put that last line in!chromii wrote:Q. Whats the difference between a Harley & a Hover
A. The location of the "Dirt Bag" ....
Mike Bikes exsempted !
Traffic Stop
It's long but worth it !
Old lady is pulled over for speeding.
Officer asks for her licence.
She says she hasn't got one.
He then asks for the rego papers.
She says she stole the car.
Now the officer asks her to open the boot.
She tells him ok but there is a dead body in there !.
The office now backs away & calls for backup !
The onroad Inspector arrives & desides to talk to her.
He says to the old lady, I believe you have no licence.
The lady says thats not true & hands it over.
He then asks for the rego papers & again she hands them over.
Confused he says the officer said you have a dead body in the boot.
She looks at him sweetly & says " I bed he told you I was speeding too ! "
Old lady is pulled over for speeding.
Officer asks for her licence.
She says she hasn't got one.
He then asks for the rego papers.
She says she stole the car.
Now the officer asks her to open the boot.
She tells him ok but there is a dead body in there !.
The office now backs away & calls for backup !
The onroad Inspector arrives & desides to talk to her.
He says to the old lady, I believe you have no licence.
The lady says thats not true & hands it over.
He then asks for the rego papers & again she hands them over.
Confused he says the officer said you have a dead body in the boot.
She looks at him sweetly & says " I bed he told you I was speeding too ! "
What is said is not important.
What is heard is all that matters.
What is heard is all that matters.
Re: Traffic Stop
Kevin Bloody Wilson's version of that is shit hot!!chromii wrote:It's long but worth it !
Old lady is pulled over for speeding.
Officer asks for her licence.
She says she hasn't got one.
He then asks for the rego papers.
She says she stole the car.
Now the officer asks her to open the boot.
She tells him ok but there is a dead body in there !.
The office now backs away & calls for backup !
The onroad Inspector arrives & desides to talk to her.
He says to the old lady, I believe you have no licence.
The lady says thats not true & hands it over.
He then asks for the rego papers & again she hands them over.
Confused he says the officer said you have a dead body in the boot.
She looks at him sweetly & says " I bed he told you I was speeding too ! "
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ROFL!wombat2k wrote:This is an oldie, but still a favourite...
On ch26, discussing who wants what for crib... Various orders are passed from the station to the car on the road, until
Base "err, have you got enough money for all that?"
Car "yeah, mate, i've got a 50 and Robbo's got a gun, so we'll be right"
That sort of banter just doesn't happen on ch26 anymore ...
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