Police Transcripts

trent · Post by **trent** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:03 pm

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car

videos around the country...

#15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch

out after you wear them awhile."

#14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a

worthless document."

#13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know,

thatÂ¹s the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

#11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can

write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

#10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it

will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

#9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again

or I'll give you another ticket."

#8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk

or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to

ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

#6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster

oven."

#5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now

we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

#4. "Just how big were those two beers?"

#3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPIC/NCIC."

#2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of

yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

And . THE BEST ONE!

#1 "You didn't think we gave pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't -

Sign here

WPXZBP · Post by **WPXZBP** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:25 pm

Around the country? Looks like USA country to me.

Good stuff though!

trent · Post by **trent** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:05 pm

Nice attention to detail.....copy and paste job

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Thu Oct 26, 2006 6:09 pm

Lol worth a chuckle tho

Turbo · Post by **Turbo** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:04 am

One I actually witnessed here in Perth was a little while ago. We were out with the boys who were catching people with there radar guns down on the Kwinana freeway.

One guy gets pulled up and tells the officer he wasnt going that fast.

The officer tells the guy he can dispute it in court but I dont think you will win.

Commissioner Karl Oâ€™Callaghan was the one who clocked him speeding

WPXZBP · Post by **WPXZBP** » Fri Oct 27, 2006 5:36 pm

Turbo wrote:Commissioner Karl Oâ€™Callaghan was the one who clocked him speeding

LMAO!