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funny excuses

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i thought this would be a fun topic especially for our WAPOL members.In the wake of Paris Hilton being arrested for DUI :roll: .What's the best excuse you've heard for speeding or DUI or other offences.
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i reckon mel gibsons was prety funny haha. what did paris say for an excuse?
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hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08
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doogues71 wrote:hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08
Some Margareta then
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doogues71 wrote:hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08
I thought that was pretty funny, especially when she proceeded to say that she had dinner at her sisters

maybe she should dye her hair to a darker colour :D
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maybe she should dye her hair to a darker colour Very Happy
Er hmm not all blondes lack intelligence like her :roll:
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radiohead wrote:Er hmm not all blondes lack intelligence like her :roll:
Hear, hear Jo! :D
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Where did this happen?
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