funny excuses

doogues71 · Post by **doogues71** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:44 am

i thought this would be a fun topic especially for our WAPOL members.In the wake of Paris Hilton being arrested for DUI

.What's the best excuse you've heard for speeding or DUI or other offences.

brad_88 · Post by **brad_88** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:41 am

i reckon mel gibsons was prety funny haha. what did paris say for an excuse?

doogues71 · Post by **doogues71** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:01 am

hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08

Donga · Post by **Donga** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:36 am

doogues71 wrote:hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08

Some Margareta then

dave · Post by **dave** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:15 pm

doogues71 wrote:hers was she was hurrying to a fast food place.Because she hadn't eaten all day.She had been busy doing public apprences.She went to a bar and had a margareta and blew .08

I thought that was pretty funny, especially when she proceeded to say that she had dinner at her sisters

maybe she should dye her hair to a darker colour

radiohead · Post by **radiohead** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:01 pm

maybe she should dye her hair to a darker colour Very Happy

Er hmm not all blondes lack intelligence like her

Chicky · Post by **Chicky** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:12 pm

radiohead wrote:Er hmm not all blondes lack intelligence like her

Hear, hear Jo!

dazla · Post by **dazla** » Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:35 am

Where did this happen?