Now for something different

Donga · Post by **Donga** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:37 am

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding
drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH.
He thinks to himself, "this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies
-- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him "Officer, I don't understand,I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you
should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed
limit exactly... Twenty-two kilometers an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her
that 22 was the highway number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK?
These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a peep this whole time," the officer asks.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer.

We just got off Highway 189."

doogues71 · Post by **doogues71** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 9:42 am

well done Donga,Thats a ripper!!

Donga · Post by **Donga** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:34 am

I went to the shop the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a traffic cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, I was only in there 3 minutes" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.

Donga · Post by **Donga** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:36 am

A woman was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A police officer was approaching , thinking to himself, "Boy, my eyes must be going. It looks like that woman is hanging out of her blouse."

As he got closer, it became apparent that she really WAS hanging out. When the officer came face to face with the woman, he said, "Miss, are you aware that I could arrest you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" the woman asked.

"Well," said the officer, "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."

The woman quickly looked down and exclaimed, "Shit, I left the baby on the bus!"

TheDoc · Post by **TheDoc** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:02 pm

Saw a good one driving to work yesterday Collier road morley in the school zone i slowed back to 40 seen this person sitting in a deck chair low and behold it was a copper with a handheld cheeky shit

JG-103 · Post by **JG-103** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:57 am

Lol, nice one Donga. Yeah, their gettin pretty sneaky in hiddin, but have a look at this for sneaky

http://www.policespeedcameras.info/news_nz.html

Australian government tryin to get in on the act

http://www.policespeedcameras.info/news_wa1.html
bout 8 pics down

Be nice to speed camera operators, otherwise they'll get one of us out of revenge- read this "Multanova Operator Speaks Out" just down the page

http://www.policespeedcameras.info/news_wa2.html