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by Herpes
Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:27 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Following a Critical care transfer and the attending officer 1) Gives morphine and 2) Proceeds to follow through with a chest decompression and then covers it up prior to going into A & E. Feel free to comment, MMW hope you have proof of that in case they try and sue you. Stranger things have h...
by Herpes
Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:32 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

HM, bozza83 and outback para have not been on line in donkeys. Kyle have you been performing illegal surgeries again. Stitching three nobs together is not funny. Unpick those sutures ewww :smt078 lol, Nah I have better things to do with my time.., could be a biohazard :lol: :smt106 Best for Quarant...
by Herpes
Tue Feb 26, 2008 3:29 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

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by Herpes
Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:27 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Will do Kyle, who should I contact
by Herpes
Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:25 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

HM, bozza83 and outback para have not been on line in donkeys.


Kyle have you been performing illegal surgeries again.

Stitching three nobs together is not funny. Unpick those sutures
by Herpes
Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:43 am
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Ive seen an ambulance side door open and a medic give someone the finger, (to a taxis driver) in the middle of Perth. Both parties wanted a lane the other was in. One has to tell these ALAS people that they are only a glorified taxis service and to become friendly road users or face prosecution. Or ...
by Herpes
Tue Feb 26, 2008 7:17 am
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Sorry guys, ive escaped. I was probed in every orifice possible, and I was not always complaining. Was teaching them how to use a backboard, as now there is no one who has been put through the official training from the manufacturer. It now is all put down to monkey see, monkey do. Thats totally. Pe...
by Herpes
Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:09 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

PFO is a pile of donkey poo poo, with frank blood, or was that parts of franks DNA. This is not a personal attack, but fact.
by Herpes
Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:39 am
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Come on all, only ten pages to crack the ton
by Herpes
Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:45 am
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Where is PFO, has someone finally committed him/her to graylands last night. No more internet access for PFO. Crazy person
by Herpes
Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:57 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

I feel better now
by Herpes
Thu Feb 21, 2008 6:36 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Question 7 When performing Expired Air Resuscitation (E.A.R.) on a child (1-8yrs old), which answer describes the head tilt, what to cover, starting breaths and breath rate? http://www.pb.unimelb.edu.au/emergency/training/firstaid-quiz.html It is still being taught to the medical profession. As most...
by Herpes
Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:27 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

PFO - spelt POOF

Must be having technique difficulties, oops technical difficulties as I have not seen him on for many hours. Either that or he found those damn PORN sites. Never to be seen again
by Herpes
Thu Feb 21, 2008 5:24 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

Markmywords wrote:5 years from now defibs in every home and if you end up Code 90 you can be buried in your own backyard lol
As long as I get a code 69 in the bedroom I'm all happy

lol
by Herpes
Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:27 pm
Forum: Ambulance and paramedic services
Topic: advance life
Replies: 1522
Views: 396800

I'm not so sure about that though - although they are talking about removing the "rescue breaths" which you give 2 of - per every 30 compressions. But can you really take the risk to compromise the Airway - just for the sake of CPR? - Isn't CPR more effective if you have a clear airway an...